if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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