at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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