Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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