Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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