Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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