I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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