Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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