I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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