with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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