why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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