just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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