If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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