Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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