I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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