That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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