everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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