I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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