what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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