i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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