he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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