either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm too high and old for this...
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