Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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