Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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