bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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