You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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