Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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