I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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