Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
