if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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