if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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