Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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