No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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