There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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