does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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