if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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