No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize
