Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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