3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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