listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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