I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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