Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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