you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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