There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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