where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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