i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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