I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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