What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize