I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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