i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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