She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
