She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
