OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
