Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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