What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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